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Welcome To NQPWF!
This is the official Not Quite Professional Wrestling Federation Homepage. We are Teens with nothing to do with our spare time so we deside to Wrestling in Mine or Barry's Backyard. Exciting? You bet! Some Matches are Really Good (Slash Vs. Elmo) and some matches are really bad. (m5 Vs. Rebel) But all in all, NQPWF is a place where people come to forget their troubles and dance the night away.... Wait, no it's a place where people to go kick each others asses!!
Current NQPWF Champions
World Champion- Elmo Machete Defeated Weapon X, September 8th

New York Champion- Tom Foolary Defeated Devlin, August 22nd, VIA April Fools

National Champion- Savage Defeated Dr. Pain, October 20th, VIA Powerslam

Tag Team Champions- Frank Lee & Dan E. Dudley Defeated Class Of 69 (Elmo Machete & Crouton Magillicutti) October 20th VIA Downward Spiral
NQPWF Show Update
Yo Yo, DoSe back with an update of the last show. It was the "Halloween Show" even though we never mentioned it and no one was dressed up for it really. No Showers this week: Kayin Masaki, Tom Foolery, Frank Lee, Dan Dudley, Alan Schatz. Weapon X was in attendance but was working off a sore knee. Also in attendance, former Idiot's Jacket holder Bone, and his arch rival/partner White Trash. They watched and yelled stuff but that was really all. Today was the start of tape #6, that means 4 people changed their theme music today but it was for the better. I changed my music to "The Game" by Disturbed because I wasn't feeling the whole upbeat of Your Disease as I'm trying to aim for a more serious character. Crouton changed his music, he was in desperate need for it though because Dare To Be Stupid fit him as a jobber. He is now using "The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson. Stop Sign Bob is now using the music he's wanted to use for about 9 months, seriously, More Human Than Human didn't fit him, he is now using "Stop" by Dope. And Finally, Dr. Pain changed his music because Snap Your Fingers is too generic heel music he needed something with more character. He now uses "Coma" by Guns N Roses. Anyways, we got a new camra! Yay! Crouton Magillcutti Vs. Savage for the National Title. Wasn't paying much attention during the match, Savage wins by DQ when Elmo ran in and They gave him Shennanagans. Next match was me Vs. Stop Sign Bob. I'll just name all the high spots, Overdose off the Ladder, Stunner off the ladder, Match ended when Stop Sign Bob did the S.T.O.P. then Hit the Discombobulater. Next match I'm not spoiling it because Dr. Pain and Elmo had the most kick ass match. So see if for your fucking self, either just go to the god damn shows, ask me to borrow a tape, Or if you're a long distance fan, I will send you a copy wherever the hell you may be from. I know no one comes here anyway so I leave you with, C is for cookie, it's good enough for me.

The NQPWF Top 20 of the Week.
1. Weapon X
2. Randose
3. Savage
4. Elmo Machete
5. Evil Asshole Alan Schatz
6. Dan E. Dudley
7. Kayin Masaki
8. Frank Lee
9. Dr. Pain
10. Stop Sign Bob
11. Crouton Magillicutti
12. Tom Foolery
13. El Sombrero
14. Dancin' Monster
15. Walrus Man
16. Louis Chaddor
17. Grover Steak Knife
18. Nartres
19. Darth Hank
20. The Ninja

10/20 Deadzone
Show one:

El Sombrero Defeated Louis Chaddor

Weapon X Defeated Randose

Kayin Masaki Defeated Evil Asshole Alan Schatz

Savage Defeated Dr. Pain To Win the National Title

Frank Lee & Dan E. Dudley Defeated The Class Of 69 (Elmo Machete & Crouton Magillicutti) To Win the Vacant Tag Titles

Show Two:

Dancin' Monster Defeated Grover Steak Knife

Evil Asshole Alan Schatz Defeated Crouton Magillicutti

Dan E. Dudley Defeated Kayin Masaki

Randose Defeated Elmo Machete and Stop Sign Bob

Picture of the week
The Frog Splash! In MID FUCKING AIR!
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